the other LA, thoughts: i've got some

5 months ago

thoughts: i've got some

- anna and i are moving to a little bungalow in arlington that has a sign out front that reads “the gingerbread house”. it’s pretty cute and the yard is great. come over! (after june 15)

- my ankle is still sprained. it still hurts, it’s still swollen. it still sucks.

- moving sucks. packing is annoying, cleaning is super annoying, and throwing away/donating tons of stuff is—well, that part’s okay i guess.

- my laptop is still only partly functional. i need nerd help, pls.

- work has been super busy since april and will likely be super busy until august (at least). i would like to take a real vacation this summer but i don’t see that happening. def will be taking weekend trips to the beach, though.

- conan o’brien just did a bit on the tonight show called “trull busters” where he pretended to have a tonight show correspondent take a prat fall behind dc-area newscaster (cbs, channel 9) armando trull doing a stand up in front of a metro station, ruining the shot. armando trull used to work with my dad at UPI radio. i never liked him.

- chelsea handler’s books (“my horizontal life”, “are you there vodka? it’s me, chelsea”) are so crazy funny. i rarely laugh out loud while reading but holy god—how can you resist this?

“I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people. Furthermore, sleeping around with midgets is a great way to meet midgets.

The great thing about sleeping with a midget is that first you get to have sex with them and then you can use them as a pillow. Those little midgets have it so easy. Sometimes, when I see one, I want to chase it. I don’t want to scare them, but I want to hold them and cuddle them. Mostly I would like one for the carpool lane.

I guess what I’m trying to say is this: If you want something bad enough, you just have to go after it.” (and then she talks about her one night stand with a midget from cleveland who was working as a waiter in mexico while taking a year off after finishing mortuary school, but i’m too tired to type it up. borrow the books from me, you’ll die.)

- my cats are cute.

- i came home from work today to find my fridge and my stove pulled out into the middle of my kitchen. the stuff that had been stored neatly on the top of the fridge was strewn across the counters. nothing was missing, nothing was out of place aside from the insanity in the kitchen, but there was no explanation, no note from the apt complex, no one had called to let me know they needed to access my apartment, and i got no response when i called the office (“someone will call you back immediately,” they said. it’s been six hours. we have different definitions of ‘immediately’.) since i’m moving out and i’m hopeful to get my sizable security deposit back i’d really prefer not to get into a crazy dispute with them, but jesus wtf? (i should note that on previous occasions when people from the apt complex entered my apt in my absence for maintenance things, they drank an entire bottle of prescription cough medicine and stole half a bottle of muscle relaxers. they are a-holes.)

- i have a bunch of work to do and it’s 12:45am. gotta get it done so i can go to bed. gnight moonies.

wwok!

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